Never trust people who say they don’t get bit by mosquitoes.
I had like 3 three things that I was going to write here, and now that I’m writing, I’ve gone and forgotten them all. I should write this before I do the strip…!
Daughter #3 took me golfing, I lost two balls in two swings. I’m a pro. We quit after two holes, it’s not hockey, that’s for sure.



“Never trust people who say they don’t get bit by mosquitoes.”
Ditto for black flies, horseflies & deer flies. As soon as _I_ go near the bush its as though I have a neon sign hanging over my head writ large with “Eat Me!”.
Yeah, I know the feeling. I used to tree plant, and I think my main purpose up there was to feed insects.
Never had that problem, I always carried bug spray and a lighter. If the spray didn’t kill ‘em quick, the makeshift flamethrower would. The fire brigade didn’t like me much for some reason, can’t think why though…
Been there:
http://www.crowbarbenson.com/?p=685
ahhh, good times…
I lost two balls while saying “I do”! #TrueStory